Alex Kristan - 50 Shades of Schmäh

Prinz-Eugen-Straße/ Ecke Plößlgasse

1030 Wien

 

Alex Kristan has turned 50, or as the optimist in him says: "The first third of life is over." And because his thirst for action is still greater than his nightly urge to urinate, he is using this "round" as an opportunity to treat himself to a new solo program. Because if you suddenly find yourself in the 50+ target group as a so-called best ager from one day to the next, only mockery helps against the lead in your legs and the silver in your hair.

Apparently 50 is the new 30. Or does that only apply to the local area? Even if 10 p.m. becomes the new midnight, the new skin care doesn't necessarily have to be Voltaren instead of Nivea. It's still worth buying long-life milk. Making diet plans, dyeing hair, whitening teeth, all of this is something for pop-up seniors who see Kraut-Funding as a detox cure. His motto, however, is: "sensible is like dead, only before" and brings the snotty pips back to life.

At the very cusp of life, which lies between looking well-groomed and being well-groomed, you ask yourself whether everything was really better in the past and, if so, why not? Short-sightedness is now compensated for with foresight and as long as the cake is still more expensive than the candles on it, you are not old anyway.

Alex Kristan's alter egos naturally accompany him on this journey and are on hand with advice and support when it comes to the really important questions in the life of a man in his supposedly prime. It is a start-up in a new phase of life in which gout or truth is played out.

And the truth is, he is 42 net, i.e. excluding VAT. Getting older is a very beautiful thing. Especially considering the alternative.

(Source: theaterimpark.at)